Gentleman Jack: A biography of Anne Lister by Angela Steidele

Book Review:

The author highlights many of Anne Lister’s romantic/platonic relationships throughout her lifetime. Only a few of these relationships were addressed in the TV series, Gentleman Jack. Each chapter focuses on a particular relationship that Ms. Lister had in order, starting with Eliza and ending with Ann Walker. During that time period, it was rare to meet a woman like Ms. Lister. Ms. Lister’s extensive knowledge, her drive for business opportunities and charm drew many women to her side. She was one of a kind, a venture capitalist, very well educated and had a way with words that wooed many. 

Ms. Lister’s passion for adventure brought her to new heights by climbing mountains in inclement weather, descending 400 yards into coal pits and everything in-between. Her ventures included countless visits to museums, gardens, monuments and so much more. This book made me want to read more about Ms. Lister and her journeys. I enjoy reading the authors interpretation of Ms. Lister’s journal entries and look forward to reading how other authors portray Ms. Lister, her endeavors and relationships. 

The Snake:

“Alone again tonight, Jamie?” The waitress asked as she placed a pint of ale down on the table. 

“That’s a private matter and you know me Deloris I’ll never tell,” Jamie replied. 

“Well, you know where I’ll be after closing. I don’t want you to be all alone on this dark dreary night,” Deloris winked. 

Jamie grasped the cup handle firmly and just before the ale was able to touch their lips Jamie placed the pint back down. “The darkness never scared me, but rather it’s quite the opposite. You see Deloris, I’m the reason why people leave a candle on or a fire burning throughout the night. They might hear something go bump in the night, but never see me coming as I collect what’s owed to me. So never make a deal with me when you know that you can’t hold your end of the bargain. Cross me and my wrath will be talked about for days to come.”

Deloris rested the palm of her hand on top of the table and bent over. “You must be light on your feet,” Deloris said flirtingly. 

“Leave it to you to ignore everything that I’ve just said…but yes, you can say that,” grinned Jamie. 

Deloris scooped up the coin Jamie left for the ale and placed it into her apron without saying another word. Jamie sat alone enjoying the silence. Occasionally, they would look up to see how people were making fools out of themselves. Give them a pint and they completely lose all sense of one’s self, Jamie thought to themself.  

Jamie rested their back against the stone wall of the tavern as they took another swig of their ale. Jamie didn’t look up to address the gentlemen who dared try to encounter them.

“What desperate soul dares to seek out my expertise unannounced?” Jamie asked.

“I am Barnabas and I need something stolen. Word around the Kingdom is that you are the best person for the job.”

Jamie smirked. “You’ve heard right.” 

Barnabas took it upon himself to make himself more comfortable by occupying the empty stool across the table from Jamie. “Your presence is…how can I say it…unnerving, but non the less you are the kind of reckless and ruthless person that I need for the job.”

Jamie raised their head. If their eyes could shoot daggers…bullseye. “You’ve come here looking for help yet all you’ve managed to do is insult me.” Jamie leaned in closer. “Now, tell me why I should help you?”

Barnabas cleared his throat and pulled out a pocket handkerchief to dab the beads of sweat that formed on the top of his forehead. “Because the item I seek is of magical properties and in the wrong hands could be detrimental.”

“I’m missing the point where this is any of my concern. Besides what’s in it for me?”

“Oh, but you should be concerned Jamie. You see the object that I desire is the Diamond of Curses.” Barnabas noticed that Jamie perked up a little and smiled. “I see that this has gotten your attention.” Barnabas reached inside his pocket and dropped a small coin pouch onto the table. “Half now and half later when the job is done.”

“The Diamond of Curses is only a myth,” Jamie explained.

Barnabas slammed his hand down on to the table. “Enough with your lies!”

Jamie laughed. “You’ve caught me.”

Barnabas removed his ridding gloves and plucked a coin from the pouch. Fiddling with the coin in his hands he asked, “I know you’ve heard of the jewel before and that it exists, but are you aware of its legend?”

“I’m afraid that it is you who isn’t aware of what power it possesses that’s why you are asking,” Jamie shot back.   

“Nonsense, of course I do!” Barnabas angrily replied. 

“Then by all means…please procced to tell me what you know about this power,” Jamie inquired. 

“With the Diamond of Curses, you can bestow any curse upon your enemies,” Barnabas explained. 

“I’m very impressed,” Jamie mocked. 

Barnabas’ body tensed up. “Well then, you should know by now that you are not very well liked by many in this land. If the Diamond falls into the wrong hands who can say they wouldn’t use it against you? Take this coin for example.” Barnabas held up the coin between them. “Let’s say this coin is you and let’s say the ale is the curse.” Barnabas dropped the coin into Jamie’s drink and as the coin fell to the bottom of the cup it began to tarnish and blacken. “You do the calculations.”

“Is that a threat?” fumed Jamie. 

“No, but a proposition. Get the Diamond for me and we shall form an alliance. No harm will ever come to you if I am in possession of the Diamond.”

“Is that so?” asked Jamie.

Barnabas placed his hand over his heart. “You have my word.” 

“We shall see about that,” Jamie said slyly. 

Barnabas stood up and slipped his gloves back on. “We shall meet in the Slithering Woods where you will hand over the Diamond to me.”

Jamie grabbed the pouch of coins and headed out into the night. The diamond wasn’t exactly where anyone could reach it, but for them it was an easy task. The King and Queen had it banished to a room below the castle. For others this job would be impossible, but for Jamie it was effortless. Jamie did what they were told and broke into the room undetected. Cloaked by the darkness, Jamie moved effortlessly through the underground tunnels. To Jamie’s surprise there was just enough space to squeeze through the door. Once inside the room, Jamie hugged the diamond close to their body as they made their way back above the ground. 

It was in the Slithering Woods where Barnabas waited eagerly for his new found prized possession. Without warning Jamie stepped out between the trees and made their way towards him. “I trust that you were able to secure the diamond?” Barnabas asked.

Jamie pulled it out of their pocket and examined it. When the moonlight hit the diamond just right it glistened. “Who knew such a small jewel could do so much damage. Like you said the other night if this got into the wrong hands it could be very dangerous.”

Barnabas’s extended his arm. “Hand it over!” he demanded. 

“Hmm, no I think I’ll hang on to it.” As Jamie spoke snakes started to slither and dance around Barnabas’s boots. 

“What games are you playing! We had a deal!” Barnabas shouted. 

“Did we? Well then, deals are made to be broken. And you were misinformed. The Diamond of Curses can not only destroy your enemies, but also remove any curses that were bestowed upon you. However, that is a matter of opinion. No one ever stops to think that maybe having a curse can be a blessing within itself. In the end you should have known better then to trust a thief,” Jamie explained.   

“You snake!” Barnabas yelled before he himself was transformed into a snake, joining the others that were slithering around under him just moments before. Jamie walked over and looked down at what was once Barnabas. Jamie’s eyes glowed red. “How right you are,” Jamie hissed. 

Worth Comes In All Different Sizes:

Gretel, one of the elders of the village, clutched a small wooden box to her chest. Her frail fingers tightened around the small item as the galloping horses made their way closer to the village. Gretel stepped out of her cottage and joined some of the villagers who huddled together for safety. These bandits have been coming to their village more frequently, which made living day to day more strenuous. 

 The rapid sound of galloping horses slowed down to a trot as the bandits came closer. When they dismounted from their steeds, they turned and laughed at the dispirited souls standing in front of them. The laughter that escaped their lungs was not only wicked, but foul. As Gretel’s’ eyes darted from face to face of those she lived with for years she could see the tears start forming in their eyes. Over the past year the bandits have taken pretty much everything from them, including their hope to be one day saved from their thievery. 

The villagers wept in fear as the bandits searched each of their cottages for anything worth value to them. Uninvited and unannounced, the bandits forced their way into the villagers’ homes, tossing aside anyone who dared tried to stop them. What little jewels the villagers owned were ones that were passed down from generation to generation. When those gems were gone, the bandits moved on to other items. They searched for anything they could possibly get a coin or two for. They never turned down a chance to steal whatever food the villagers had spent time harvesting for their families. After filling their bags with food and various items, the bandits then turned their attention to those gathered off to the side. The villagers, over the years, slowly became stripped of everything they had worked hard for. One by one the bandits searched the villagers, emptying out their pockets for anything they were trying to hide. When they reached Gretel, Gretel gave them a stern look. 

“What are you going to do about it elder?” the man asked.

Gretel eyes never strayed from his glare. “I might not be able to, but she will,” Gretel replied as she pointed towards the empty forest. 

The man glanced back, but to his surprise, there was no one there. 

The men laughed as he ripped the small box from her hands. He examined it, grunted and tossed it into his bag. Just when the villagers were about to give up all hope, a glimpse of hope soared through the air in a form of an arrow. Before the bandit even had a chance to look up an arrow flew past him, missing him by only a hair. Everyone’s heads turned in the direction of where the arrow came from. The mysterious woman emerged from the forest, notched back another arrow and released it, but this time she hit the bag he was holding, forcing him to drop it.  All of the villagers’ items spilled out onto the ground at his feet. 

“Return their things at once, or you will be forced to answer to me!” The woman shouted. 

The man she nearly hit replied, “And who might you be?”

“I am Bethany and I am here to protect these people from you and the monsters behind you.”

The man stepped closer and introduced himself. “I am Brent, the King of Thieves and I do not answer to anyone, including you!”

Brent turned away. Before walking off he snatched a necklace off the neck of a young lady clutching a baby in her arms. Bethany raised her bow, notched back an arrow and with a steady breath she released it. The arrow arched into the air and pierced Brent’s shoulder. He winced, placed his hand over the wound and then studied the blood on his fingertips.

“You want a fight Bethany, then you got one,” Brent sneered. 

Bethany put her bow away and drew her sword. Brent’s men started to follow suit, but Brent held out his hand to stop them. “She’s mine!” Brent shouted. 

Bethany ran towards him with her sword drawn. Their blades locked as they both pushed back with all their might. Bethany managed to break free and swing her sword around, missing Brent’s throat. Brent clearly underestimated his opponents’ abilities. Bethany was light on her feet, but she was determined to make Brent pay for his actions. With every attack, Bethany countered back with force. She was driven and motivated by the villagers that surrounded her. They were watching eagerly to see who would be the victor.  

Bethany quickly removed a dagger from her waist and slashed Bret’s hand, leaving him with no choice, but to drop his sword. Bethany kicked away his sword before he mustered enough courage to pick it back up. 

Pointing her sword at his throat she said, “I will spare your life, but never return here again. If you are foolish enough to return, next time I won’t be so merciful.” 

Brent huffed and stood up. Clutching his wounded hand to his waist, Brent turned away without muttering another word to her. The bandits tossed their bags onto the ground and mounted their horses. Bethany and the villagers waited until the bandits were no longer in sight before retrieving their belongings from the bags. 

Bethany bent down and picked up the small wooden box that belonged to Gretel. “Here, I think this belongs to you,” Bethany said as she handed Gretel the box.

“Thank you, you have no idea how much this means to me,” Gretel replied with a tear in her eye.

“The box is beautiful, it must have been worth a few coins,” Bethany replied as she placed her sword back in its scabbard. 

“The box is worthless to me regardless of how much it cost. It’s what’s inside the box that holds the upmost value to me,” Gretel informed her.

Bethany was curious. “If you don’t mind me asking…what’s inside the box?”

 Gretel’s face lit up with excitement. She hadn’t had anyone ask her about the contents of the box for a while now. Her nimble fingers lifted the lid and she pulled out a single dried out flower. 

Bethany’s face twisted in confusion. “There are many flowers like that blossoming around the meadows. What’s the significance and worth of that flower that you would give your life for it?” 

Gretel held the flower up and replied, “My dear child, worth comes in all different sizes. I was given this flower by my husband on the day of my wedding. He died a few years ago and this is what I have to remember him by. Now, you must be thinking how can you determine the worth of something?” Bethany stood there in silence listening to Gretel as she continued to speak. “The worth of something could be as simple as this flower or as valuable as a neckless. But, to determine it’s worth is by the mark in which the item leaves on your soul. You might keep it close for sentimental reasons or as a personal reminder of what once was, but in the end it’s worth outweighs any number of coins or gold that is offered to you.”  

Just Yet


With the final moments of their lives hanging on a thread, they found themselves crouching down behind a crumbling wooden table. The darkness engulfed everything around the abandoned cottage. With every exhale another valuable second passed. The pouring rain hit the roof with such force it sounded like the beat of a hundred drums. 

“This is it isn’t it, Luna?” Evelyn asked. 

Luna pulled out her sword and replied, “Not today my dear, not if I can do anything about it.”

Luna went to stand up, but Evelyn pulled her back. “No, you can’t leave me,” begged Evelyn.

Luna knelt down and kissed Evelyn’s forehead. “Life will not be the same if you are no longer in it to keep my spirit alive. I must do what I can to save not only you, but avenge those who died trying to rid this world of the evil that walks it.”

Evelyn tightened her grasp around Luna’s hand. “Why does it have to be you?”

“If it’s not me then who will it be? Someone has to be brave enough to start the change…let that change start with me tonight,” Luna replied.  

The moment Luna pulled her hand from Evelyn’s a feeling of an uncertain goodbye came over her. Evelyn hugged her knees as Luna ran out of the cottage to face her fate. 

A dense fog covered the ground making Luna second guess her footing. The rain drenched her hair and clothes and the silence in the air made Luna feel uneasy. Whatever was lurking in the darkness, watched her as if they were enjoying Luna’s inner turmoil.  

“I know you’re there!” Luna shouted. 

“So clever aren’t we,” replied a familiar voice. Walking out of the forest was Valtina the Witch of Destruction. “You don’t seem surprised to see me, Luna.”

“How could I mistake you for anything other than the evil that you are,” Luna said sternly. 

“You are witty now, but just you wait; I will have the last laugh at the end of all this,” Valtina insinuated.  

“It’s intriguing that you think you will prevail, remember Valtina evil never wins,” Luna reminded her. 

“Then let me be the first to rewrite your foolish childhood fairytales,” Valtina replied with a grin. 

Valtina raised her staff towards the night sky. A plume of iridescent purple engulfed Valtina. Instantly Valtina was transformed into a gargoyle. Her wingspan was as wide as three cottages. The beast’s breath could be seen with every exhale like a chimney on a cold winter’s night. The beast soared above Luna, and then disappeared into the night sky. 

Luna’s eyes scanned the sky for any sign of the beast. It wasn’t until she heard a slight rustling noise which caused Luna’s eyes to dart toward a towering tree in the distance. At first there was nothing there, but when the beast opened its eyes, the two red glowing orbs gave up the beast’s location. 

With one swoop the beast came toward Luna at full speed. Luna ran as fast as her legs could carry her. When the beast was close enough, Luna threw herself to the ground and covered her head from the beast’s talons. The beast flew over her and then past her, but quickly turned back around. 

Luna scrambled to her feet and weaved in and out of cottages as she ran. The beast’s arched talons collapsed every cottage that it passed, leaving nothing but dust and rubble in its place. Luna was running out of ideas and options to defeat the beast. In the distance Luna could hear a rumbling and see flashes of light, a lightning storm was forming on top of the heavy rain that was already falling. Luna saw this as an opportunity to use the storm against the beast. She found refuge behind an old well to collect her thoughts as the beast searched overhead for the new found hero, Luna. 

“Over here!” A voice shouted in the distance. 

Luna’s heart sank, she knew this voice all too well. “Evelyn, No!” Luna watched as the beast turned its attention towards Evelyn. She diverted the beast to try and buy Luna time, but at what cost? Luna jumped to her feet and grabbed a thick metal linked chain as she made her way towards Evelyn. When Luna was close enough, she threw the chain as far as she could towards the beast and to her luck it wrapped around one of the beast’s legs. The beast turned around in anger. With one flap of its wings it created such a gust of wind that it knocked Evelyn to the ground, rendering her unconscious.

The beast flew upward trying to break free of the chain, but the chain only managed to get wrapped around an old silo. The beast jerked its leg and the silo ripped up from the ground. Luna tried to rush towards Evelyn, but the silo was coming right at her. Again, Luna found herself running for her life. Her sword was no use against a creature like this. Luna had to think on her feet once again.

Lightning lit up the sky and allowed Luna to see the full magnitude of what she was up against. With no powers or magical spells, Luna had to beat her opponent with only her wit. Luna ran towards the forest; the tree’s branches would keep her hidden to buy her some more time. With each flap of the beast’s wings a gust of wind followed making it hard to stand upright, but Luna had to keep going.

Unfortunately for Luna, it started to feel like the odds were stacked against her. Luna, without realizing it, found herself standing in the middle of a clearing. She was unfamiliar with this part of the forest, if she were, she would never have allowed herself to be exposed like this. 

The beast was right behind her, but to Luna’s luck the silo got stuck between two thick trees. The beast let out a loud scream in frustration. It soared higher to try and break free from the wedged silo. Suddenly, the odds were slowly turning in Luna’s favor. The lightening overhead started to intensify. That’s when the idea came to Luna, it would be a shot in the dark, but it was a risk she was willing to take in order to put an end to this beast once and for all. 

Luna rushed over to one of the trees on the opposite side of the clearing and started to climb. She held on tight for every gust of wind from the beast’s wings could have sent her plummeting to the ground. When she got to the top she shouted, “This ends tonight!” Before the beast was able to turn towards her, Luna found what little strength she had left and chucked her sword towards the back of the beast’s neck. To her surprise the sword wedged itself in between one of the stone scales that covered the beast. 

As the beast turned around, Luna could have sworn she heard it laughing. However, it didn’t discourage Luna or her plan. Luna just smiled and pointed up at the sky letting nature take its course. Luna wasn’t sure if it was pure luck or just perfect timing, but a bolt of lightning struck the sword like a lighting rod. The sound that came from the impact was one that Luna would never forget. From the top of the tree, Luna watched the beast hurl towards the ground as it fell from the sky. 

Luna climbed down with caution in case something or someone was waiting for her at the bottom. She couldn’t handle an ambush at this point. However, to Luna’s surprise the beast was no longer there. The only evidence of the beast being there was an outline in the ground where the beast made contact. “This isn’t over Valtina,” Luna said out loud. Suddenly, a wave of fear and guilt washed over her. As the blood drained from her face Luna instantly felt ill.  “Evelyn,” Luna whispered. Luna darted back through the forest to the spot where she had last seen Evelyn. 

Luna’s limbs ached with every stride, but nothing could keep her away from Evelyn. “Evelyn!” Luna screamed when she saw Evelyn laying there motionless. In that precise moment it felt like Luna’s world had come crashing down around her. Luna rushed to her side and kneeled down next to her. She turned Evelyn onto her side and brushed the loose strands of hair out of her face. “Evelyn, please don’t leave me…Please wake up,” Luna whispered. Tears formed in her eyes as she wrapped her arms around Evelyn, bringing her closer.  “You should have stayed in the cottage,” Luna whimpered. “This is all my fault.”

Someone from the great beyond must have been listening or maybe it just wasn’t Evelyn’s time, but a faint voice said, “I couldn’t let you go out there alone.”

“Evelyn!” Luna cried. “You’re alive!”

Evelyn cupped the side of Luna’s face and said, “Of course, we aren’t finished writing our story just yet.”